gusty10rk:

Alisaie

badbitch-mel:

hi mutuals just checking in how are we doing? delusional and spiraling? same xo

yuyuuyuyuu:

i get through everything but i have to cry first lol

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

gallusrostromegalus:

i-got-zapped:

vexwerewolf:

“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“

I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.

Holy shit

@bonefarm this looks like the nonsense you have to deal with.

mhaikkun:

roll the dice

iceslushii:

iceslushii:

iceslushii:

iceslushii:

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i’ll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????

funeralend:

i hope i’m not only a beloved mutual to you but also an annoying mutual-in-law to someone else